I think I figured something out. I think there may well be a massive conspiracy going on. A ploy all along. BoJo is just a patsy. He just doesn’t even realise it yet.
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This election on Thursday? You do realise the Tories don’t want to win it right? If they win they have to deliver Brexit. Which is going to be a clusterfuck. Political suicide. Brexit is a true poison chalice…
You see, all this goes back to David Cameron. Back when the referendum took place it was a massive gambit. A ploy to unite his splintering party. He never thought leave would win. But then it did…
The pig f**ker hadn’t planned for this. So he did the only thing he thought he could. He ran for the hills. Desperate the Tories chose the most bland unlikable person they could. MAYBOT.
Was she in on it or like Johnson now was she just a patsy? I don’t know, I honestly don’t. She proved incapable of delivering Brexit (as expected). But they failed to take into account the corrupt UK media. Frothing with impotent rage the media turned its hatred towards anybody opposed to Brexit.
When they finally had enough of May the Tories took a different approach. They chose the most unlikable person they could. A racist, bigoted, sexist, womanising liar. Proven time and time again to be a: incompetent b: vile and c: untrustworthy. Surely nobody would trust him? After all why else would they choose somebody to be leader who a: they didn’t feel fit to do so 3 years ago and b: has been even worse since his last attempt to become leader. So Johnson took the lead on this, not realising that he was set up to fail. They pushed for a general election. But Corbyn wanted him to stew in his own mess. He didn’t play ball. Eventually the Tories would get the election they wanted. Surely now with Boris clusterf***ing everything, they would lose the election. Surely now Labour would have to pick up the mess and deal with it. If they delivered Brexit and it went wrong. They would have to drink from poison chalice, the Tories could sweep back in and promise to fix the mess Labour created through Brexit. If they didn’t deliver it, well again they could be labeled undemocratic. Again Tories could sweep into power amidst criticism of the decision not to follow through on the ‘will of the people’.
Again though they failed to take into account the behaviour of the media. An unprecedented slur campaign by the media, poisoning the population against Corbyn, combined with the gullible nature of the general public meant that somehow Johnson look set to lead the Tories into power? They also failed to take into account RUSSIAN meddling in Western democracy.
So now the Tories will have to deliver Brexit. It was never their plan. Johnson was supposed to fuck this up.
Ironically enough, he did this right. The first thing he has done right in his entire life. But it was too little, too late. By the time he started to excel at the role he had been handed, time was too short.
So now the Tories may well end up stuck with the undeliverable Brexit they promised. And with Johnson to f**k it up even worse than expected. It’s another Tory gambit gone horribly wrong.
Cracking a conspiracy like this may get me Into trouble. Stuff like this is difficult to orchestrate. And its gonna reach right up to the highest levels. They aren’t gonna be happy with me for uncovering this. As such I’m off to find an embassy somewhere I can hide out in for the next few years.
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