Nicolas Cage movie pitches: the horror edition.

It’s been a while since I’ve done this but I figured if I’m ever gonna get Cageflix off the ground I’m gonna need material to work with. So using AI I created some more movie pitches First ‘Unveiling Darkness’ In “Unveiling Darkness,” Nicolas Cage stars as Dr. Michael Wells, a seasoned psychologist tasked with unraveling […]

Cage Trek

It started with a passing remark. A comment left on Facebook by my friend Pete the murderer (I know he isn’t too keen on that nickname. As he constantly reminds me it was never proven in a court of law). Now looking at this I had several thoughts. Firstly my brain corrected the spelling of […]

2021 the Year of Nic

Cageflix has been a pipedream of mine for a few years. A concept piece for a multi platform Nicolas Cage Streaming service. Well after a remarkably shitty 2020 for us all, things are looking up! Because Nic is doing a project called The History of Swear Words. This project is being done with Netflix and […]

Nic Cage movie pitches (Vol 4)

So I’m working on some ideas for Cageflix: my Premium Nicolas Cage streaming service and one of the best things about it was the idea of straight to Cageflix exclusive movies. I know I’ve done a few of these, but you can never have too many Nic Cage movies so there can always be room […]

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Have you ever heard that phrase? I tend to use it all the time. Last night my brain took it to a whole new level. I had a dream that I was working along side the Time Travel regulations authority as a civilian consultant. In my dream they were given the job of policing time […]

Stalking Nic

I got a message that somebody with a number plate that essentially reads NIC CAGE lives around the corner from me. Now immediately this brought two idea’s to my mind. Either secretly Nicolas Cage has moved to Wolverhampton (extremely unlikely I know) or that somebody who is possibly as big a Nicolas Cage Fan as […]

Another Nic Cage movie Pitch

I have pitched several ideas for Nicolas Cage Movie pitches. (FYI earlier pitches can be found at https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2020/01/31/nicolas-cage-movie-pitches-vol-3/ and https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2018/06/29/nic-cage-movie-pitches-vol-2/ And https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2017/09/27/nic-cage-movie-pitches/ ) But there will be a constant need for new material once cageflix (see here) is up and running So in order to meet demand I have come up with another pitch. This one […]

Nicolas Cage Movie Pitches Vol 3

You know the drill by now. Quick fire pitches for Nicolas Cage’s agent to peruse at his leisure and hopefully pass on to get made with Nic in the leading role. (FYI earlier pitches can be found at https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2018/06/29/nic-cage-movie-pitches-vol-2/ And https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2017/09/27/nic-cage-movie-pitches/ ) So without any further delay, let’s get pitching Pitch 1: Supes Nic plays […]

Brain on overdrive

It feels weird, as somebody who’s brain is normally so wired up, to have not written something for a couple of days. It’s not that I haven’t got any ideas. After all my brain is constantly running at 900 mph. It’s more like I have too many and find it difficult to focus on one. […]

A cagey New Year

It seems dear readers that my hero (and acting legend) Nicolas Cage was once again in the UK. No word about whether he still is, but it seemed that he spent New Years Eve in a pub somewhere down south, I dunno Sommerset or Devon or something. Somewhere full of inbred Yokels anyway. If this […]