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It’s been a while since I’ve done this but I figured if I’m ever gonna get Cageflix off the ground I’m gonna need material to work with. So using AI I created some more movie pitches First ‘Unveiling Darkness’ In “Unveiling Darkness,” Nicolas Cage stars as Dr. Michael Wells, a seasoned psychologist tasked with unraveling […]
Read More Nicolas Cage movie pitches: the horror edition.Ok so this is a world exclusive because NOBODY else has this yet. WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD. It turns out that there isn’t going to be one Spiderman, there isn’t even going to be 3 Spidey’s (Toby, Andrew and Tom). Nope turns out there may be four. It turns out that the mysterious 4th Spiderman is […]
Read More The latest leaked photo from Spiderman NoWayHomeThe point of Christmas, the message, is lost amongst all the commercialism. We are conditioned, brainwashed almost, to spend beyond our means. Given the limitations of this year, I think it will bring us all closer to what it really represents. I came out of the holiday season last year all optimistic. That optimism quickly […]
Read More Random thoughts (Christmas Edition).You know the drill by now. Quick fire pitches for Nicolas Cage’s agent to peruse at his leisure and hopefully pass on to get made with Nic in the leading role. (FYI earlier pitches can be found at https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2018/06/29/nic-cage-movie-pitches-vol-2/ And https://practicejack.wordpress.com/2017/09/27/nic-cage-movie-pitches/ ) So without any further delay, let’s get pitching Pitch 1: Supes Nic plays […]
Read More Nicolas Cage Movie Pitches Vol 3It seems dear readers that my hero (and acting legend) Nicolas Cage was once again in the UK. No word about whether he still is, but it seemed that he spent New Years Eve in a pub somewhere down south, I dunno Sommerset or Devon or something. Somewhere full of inbred Yokels anyway. If this […]
Read More A cagey New YearI was scrolling through the TV guide and I noticed that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull is on tomorrow. This got me thinking. Growing up I was a massive fan of Indy (and Star Wars. I totally buy into the theory that the Indiana Jones films are Han Solo’s dreams whilst […]
Read More What went wrong with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull?One of the best features of ‘Cageflix’, my concept for a premium Nicolas Cage Streaming service ( as pitched here) would be the straight to #Cageflix movies. The idea of exclusive to the service films would be great, so I thought I better come up with some ideas for some movies. Because you never know. […]
Read More In the ‘Dick’ of time.I was just reading through my previous blog posts and I came across the post proposing A Nicolas Cage streaming service (called Cageflix) see here. Now I put some idea’s for shows on there but reading through I came up with another show concept, a concept that got me so excited I had to share […]
Read More Pitching NicEverybody knows I am a massive Nicolas Cage fan so of course when the rumours of Nics next movie came to light Everybody tagged me in something about this in facebook. My notifactions went nuts this morning. https://www.cnet.com/news/nicolas-cage-in-talks-to-play-nicolas-cage-in-movie-about-nicolas-cage/ To sum up Nicolas Cage is in talks to play Nicolas Cage in a movie about Nicolas […]
Read More The Ultimate Nic Cage Movie..Okay so I wanted a real challenge for my next Dr. Suess style poem.. I thought I’d give Romper Stomper a try.. Wasnt easy but here you go. Romper Stomper: In the style of Dr, Suess Hando and Davey are 2 neo-nazi skinhead thugs, who meet Gabrielle (who’s addicted to drugs). Gabrielle’s father is […]
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