Milkshake.

Derek woke up with a singular craving: a thick, creamy chocolate milkshake from McDonald’s. It was the kind of craving that demanded immediate attention, overriding any semblance of rational thought. With determination in his heart and a rumble in his stomach, Derek set out on his quest for the perfect milkshake. His first stop was […]

The bucket

Amelia was known for her vivid dreams, but never had she experienced one that could potentially disrupt her daily routine. Little did she know that her dream was about to take an uncanny turn into reality. It was the early hours of the morning by the time Amelia drifted off to sleep, her mind transporting […]

STD (Sam & Tad: Detectives)!

Once there was two siblings named Tad and Sam. They were witty, sarcastic (well he was at least), and possessed an inexplicable disdain for one another. Despite their differences, or perhaps because of them, they had decided to open up their own private detective agency. The location of their office: a caravan parked right on […]

Oh Shart

12 years ago, on a fateful day, Jack found himself sitting on a crowded bus just around the corner from his home. He had left work early feeling ill. Fate decided to pull a little prank that day by granting a sudden and undeniable urge that Jack couldn’t resist. He needed to use the bathroom—urgently. […]

The llama dilemma.

One fateful evening, Jack found himself caught up in the midst of jovial celebrations and friendly banter at his favorite local pub. Surrounded by his friends, Jack’s planned quiet drink soon turned into an unplanned session. Amidst glasses clinking and laughter filling the air, Jack’s adventurous spirit propelled him to embrace the thrill of the […]

Leap of faith

He stood on the bridge, looking down at the traffic below. He could hear the cars rushing past as he contemplated taking his own life. His mind was swirling with thoughts of despair and hopelessness. He had tried to end his life before, but it seemed as though he was destined to suffer through this […]

First date

Freddie had always been nervous about first dates. He had spent hours picking out the perfect outfit, combing his hair, and rehearsing all the things he would say. But no amount of preparation could have prepared him for what was to come. He arrived at the restaurant early, hoping to get a table by the […]

Heavy is the crown

King Arthur gazed out at the great crowd gathered before him, their faces alight with expectation and excitement. The old monarch could feel his heart pounding in his chest as the weight of his responsibilities settled on him like a heavy cloak. He had waited for this day for so long, ever since his mother […]

The zoo

I wake up, groggy and disoriented. The first thing I realize is that I’m in some sort of cage. Panic hits me like a ton of bricks. How did I get here? Where is here? And most importantly, how do I get out? I look around and see that I’m not alone. In the cage […]

The mishap

John had never been one to shy away from grooming. He was always the one at the gym with the impeccably trimmed beard and perfectly shaved chest. So when his girlfriend suggested he try shaving his balls, he didn’t think twice about it. After all, he’d already tackled every other part of his body, how […]